The 85th Academy Awards are upon us, bringing with them a stream of A-list stars, dazzling dresses, sharp suits and smiles so white they will bruise your eyes. But before they begin handing out those little gold men, there is, of course, the red carpet. Hadley Freeman and Rosie Swash keep you up to date with every 'fashion' moment the Oscars has to offer.
Yo, Ben Affleck in the house, wearing Eau de Disappointment. His tux, I believe, is from the House of I'mnotdisappointedIdidn'tgetnominated and his shoes are from Suckonmygoldenglobebeeyatches. Thank you, Ben Affleck, and have a great evening! (HF)
Hey, here's George Clooney and his beard. And isn't his beard lovely? So stylish and silvery, slim but not too slim. What a lovely beard George Clooney has. Seriously, this joke will never get old. (HF)
Salma Hayek looks like they poured exactly the right amount of her into this midnight blue McQueen gown. (RS)
The nation's favourite non-co-habiting couple always start with black and work from there. If something isn't broken, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton, then don't fix it. (RS)
I won't lie, this Alexander McQueen gown isn't working for Amanda Seyfried, IMHO. She's all puffy-lipped, droopy eyelids sex goddess and the gown is just a bit Miss South Carolina Runner Up 1994. (RS
If only the kid from Rushmore (AKA Jason Schwartzman) could see himself 15 years on, he'd probably hi-five himself for being able to grow that much facial hair. And the slick side parting? Nice. (RS)
The man I insist on calling Tatum Channing (actual name Channing Tatum) arrives with his lady-partner Jenna Dewan, and strikes the international pose of Proud Father to This Burgeoning Bump (RS)
I just couldn't resist putting another picture of Jessica Chastain in. She's like all the Golden Era actresses rolled into one beautiful package. Also, I should probably mention, she's nominated for best actress for her role in Zero Dark Thirty (RS)
The man with the 'who gives a ****' posture is Benh Zeitlin, who directed Beasts of the Southern Wild. (RS)
Oh look, it's the English fashion designer, singer and actress best known for being the daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. Kelly Osbourne also plies her trade as a commentator on red carpet fashion, so while she's posing in this Tony Ward couture dress what you're actually experiencing is a meta fashion moment. Enjoy. (NB: A big tick for the purple rinse and coral red lipstick, Kelly). (RS)
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